Christmas Cheer

Season’s Greetings all!

I once re-labelled a bottle of wine as a personalised gift for a business associate.

It read as follows:

The Christmas cheer that you find here
Intended for your stocking
Comes from Santa’s secret stock
A fact you may find shocking

For through the year he drinks your beer
Your whiskey, cane, your wine
While merrily he hoards his own
Until it’s Christmas Time

Let’s all get tight on Silent Night
My friends and fellow boozers
A glance at Rudolph’s nose will show
The company ‘Nic’ chooses

Next day in bed with aching head
You’ll all be feeling sorry
For yourselves and cursing those
Who said: “One more, don’t worry!”

Merry Christmas

Christmas Cheer